Meeting the other woman in my husband's life was great. I love my mum in-law, she's the sweetest. She is the reserved Scottish-type, not the skanky type I always see on the BBC America (why?!). But I got her to open up in the end, not in front of her son, but in private while buying a coffee...
The mum-in law "those look like boobs".
I kept looking at the brownies, bagels, croissants, then the chocolate chip cookies, hmmm. "What?"
"Those look like boobs!" as she pointed at the vanilla cupcakes with white frosting and strawberry on top.
"Oh! I'm brown, mine don't look like that at all!".
Poor lady blushed and giggled, I think she was disturbed a little bit.
But no, not everyone is pink, some of us are caramel with a chocolate center. Some of us are not pointy like a strawberry, maybe we're more round and saggy. Now I know why I get so many search hits for Chilean Boobs on my blog, white people are curious! Sorry, no pictures of Chilean boobs on this blog. This will have to do:
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Belgian buns are another cake with more than a passing resemblance to a (caucasian) boob, albeit one that is squashed. Is it coincidence that these cakes are designed with visual and oral satisfaction in mind? I suspect not.
I loved this post, it sounds like a really cute moment between your mother-in-law and you.
Just brilliant!
Now I'm hungry!!!! Nom Nom.
And miss my mother-in-law :(
LOL - really ;)
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