Wednesday, November 11, 2009

What I'm reading right now...




Just started it and it's great, I've laughed a bunch. I've been looking for a good book about Hispanics. Yeah, yeah, just because I am Chilean doesn't mean I like Isabel Allende, I really hate her books.

I'm also trying to finish Crow Road by Iain Banks, I'm just not that into it, I have my own stupid reasons.

Anyway, I have not been impressed with my choice of books as of late, hopefully Caramelo will tickle my fancy.


Listening to work radio...Christmas music and I like it!

Monday, November 9, 2009

A little late on the Halloween photo...

I had a very G rated Halloween this year because I hung out with my very Mormon family

that meant that I didn't get to wear my Little Red Riding Ho outfit

sad little costume, still sitting in my closet

however, I saw the coolest group costume

I wish they were my family!



Listening to: "Fire Burning" -Sean Kingston. I love dancing to this beat...drop it like a bifday cake...

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Harry Potter Dream

why I had this dream last night, I don't know...

Somehow I got accepted into Hogwarts, AWESOME! Until as soon as I walk through the gate I fall into a well going upwards. I end up at the top of Hogwarts and there is a wizard war going on, everyone is kicking wizard ass. Being the new pupil, I had no idea what my special power was so I just start making up random words bodacious! tenacious! freakacious! Nothing comes out of my freaking wand.

"Uvoc!"
Chocolate milk, squirts out of tip of my wand and I am so proud of myself

"Uvoc, uvoc, uvoc, chocolate milk for everyone!"
I exclaim, inviting everyone to partake.

Everyone stops fighting and one by one they start drinking the chocolate milk my wand is producing. My Hogwarts friends start telling me that the milk is numbing their pain. I smile proudly.

"but why are you telling us you fuck? What's that 'You Fuck' thing you're saying?"

"I'm not saying I fuck, I am saying Uvoc, U V O C!"

Everyone laughs.

I get home, I am wearing a Gryffindor scarf and school girl socks. I love being a witch, I can get 90% naked just like that. I crawl on top of my guy.

"look what I learned at school today...uvoc" pointing at my belly button.

he licks

"uvoc" pointing at my exposed nipple.

"chocolate milk on already chocolate nipples? I love magic!"

I smile a wizardly smile...




I really hate waking up at the best part...


Listening to: "P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)" -Michael Jackson








Saturday, November 7, 2009

Foreskin



...after a converstation about circumsicion with my coworkers, this has been on my mind...




Before having sex with the Scotsman the subject of foreskins popped into one of our conversations.

"I didn't even think about it, being all Americanized, but you probably haven't seen many uncircumcised cocks"

"I guess I had not thought about that either, you Europeans don't circumcise?"

"Not really"

I could tell he was worried. I wasn't all, I was very curious. I hit the medical websites immediately because I didn't want to google it and get some porn answer.

I even asked my girlfriends about it. Most of them had only been with circumcised men so they were all freaked out about the whole concept of foreskin.

"it's dirty!", they exclaimed.

Shallow bitches, I thought.

I asked my slutty friend, she said she didn't like the smell or the look of them. All of my girlfriends answers were not really what I was looking for, I wanted someone to tell me it was good, because it sounded good to me.

I like things natural, I don't dye my hair, I like my black hair. I like my full breasts even though they sag, but they're natural, they're me. That's how I like my men too, just natural and masculine.

The time came when Scotsman and I finally got to fuck, it was great, the best I ever had. I couldn't understand why girls would prefer a circumcised cock, the foreskin feels amazing inside. I loved the look of it too, I love it when he's getting hard and the foreskin pulls back, gets me excited just thinking about it. As far as the smell goes, I love that too -I wouldn't bottle the scent up and give it to family for Christmas or anything, but I find it kind of manly and it turns me on.

The only problem we have with foreskin is my long hair. Not my pubes, you sicko, I take care of business there, but my head hairs. I have long, thick, healthy, black hair, but I shed, I shed a lot. Almost every morning when we shower together and he's washing his cock he pulls his foreskin back and screams, not in a good way. The first time he said he had one of my hairs in his cock I just ignored him, how could that even be possible. Then he showed me, he wasn't kidding, he pulled super long hairs out of his cock painfully, I felt so bad.

So ladies (or gents) of the Westernized world, don't listen to skeptical people and give uncut men a try! God or nature would have uncircumcised man before birth if that's how it was meant to be.



Listening to: "Jigsaw Falling Into Place" -Radiohead.

Friday, November 6, 2009

Park City, Utah



It's nice a nice little place
but I always feel inadequate
must be the poor Chilean in me

someone approached us to purchase a $100 raffle ticket
we chuckled
she didn't think we were funny




Listening to: "Weather The Weather" -The Postmarks.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

View from my work...

I'm transferring to another location, same employer, just a different office. Although it will be good to be closer to home, I will miss the view up to Lone Peak.



Listening to: "Let Go" -Frou Frou. I'm cheesy, I love the movie The Holiday, this song plays one of the best parts of that stupid movie.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Tattoos



I've been thinking a lot about tattoos lately. I want some, bad. Nothing crazy, just hidden little things for my own enjoyment.




To represent my growth, I want this on the back of my neck






and this on my right shoulder, because I've always wanted a bird on my shoulder. Plus Blackbird by The Beatles is one of my favorite songs.