Medical bills, Summer Camp for the kids, Brazil Camp (for me), it all adds up and leaves us skint for his birthday. It happens every year. I can't really buy him what he'd like because we can't afford it just now. So what do you do?
You take him into the bedroom, get 80% naked, and have him take pictures of you. He's a real cheap date.
I feel a bit selfish though because I enjoyed it probably more than he did. Happy Birthday, my love. May you live many more for your selfish wife.
Listening to: Love It All by The Kooks
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